first thing mom says "you went to and back so quickly?"
this further proves the point that while men know what they want and go get it, women spend hours wondering what they want and what they don't want, and then just end up complaining about what they got. (to feminists raging to take me on right now, you know who you are, THIS WAS A JOKE!)
so yeah, amu, i got LOTR. it's funny, you were right about it being 1200 pages. it's slightly less. it even has a map in the back of it.