Valera (valera) wrote,

translation of nezhit's post.

a guy walks in.
cautiously closes the door behind himself.
stands there smiling. i'm smiling at him, too. Dima and Alex are having a conversation.
I say 'Hello'.
The guy keeps smiling, 'Hello'
We stare at each other for some time
The guy keeps smiling and says "Excuse me, would you happen to have a plastic spoon?"
Me: No
Vlad: Have what?
Guy: A plastic spoon.
Vlad: don't have...
The guy smiles at everyone, and very slowly and cautiously walks out closing the door behind himself.
There is a silence for sometime. Then you hear nezhit's voice: Whatever he's smoking, I want it!
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