A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a beautiful blond woman waveat him and say hello. He's rather taken aback, because he can't placewhere he knows her from. So he says, "Do you Know me?" To which shereplies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids." Now his mindtravels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wifeand says, "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that Imade love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching, while yourpartner whipped my butt with wet celery???" She looks into his eyes andcalmly says, "No, I'm your son's math teacher."