"Hi honey. This is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?"
"No Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul."
After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But honey, you haven't got an Uncle
"Oh yes I do and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy, right now."
"Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do. Put the phone down on the
table, run upstairs and knock
on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy that Daddy's car just pulled into
"Okay Daddy, just a minute."
A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone.
"I did it Daddy." "And what happened honey?" he asked.
"Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran
Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser and now she
isn't moving at all!
"Oh my God!" What about your uncle Paul?"
"He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too.
He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window and into the
But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water last week to clean
He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead."
****Even Longer Pause****
Then Daddy says, "Swimming pool???? .............Is this 486-5731?