Me, lived in Az for 5 years of my adult life. Me, got into hot sauces. So I buy things like blair's hot sauce [amazon.com]. I put it on everything including pizza and take out me and my gf order on the weekdays when we do not have time to cook.
Woman screaming in the middle of the night
Because cunnilingus is not so fun when the tongue hitting your clit is still swathed in hot sauce that is 100x hotter than anything you can buy at Safeway.