Valera (valera) wrote,
Valera
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Good evening my fellow Americans.

First, I want to pass on my condolences to the people of New York and all
Americans that are hurting in this tragic time. You can rest assured that
anything and everything that can be done to assure the safety of our
country will be done.
This is the greatest country in the world and we will get through this
trying time. Now is the time for all people to set aside our petty
differences and show the world that no one or nothing can destroy the
fortitude of the American people.

To the people responsible for today's tragedy, I say this: Are you fucking
kidding me? Are the turbans on your heads wrapped too tight? Have you gone
too long without a bath? Do you not know who you are fucking with?
Americans are so hungry to kill, that we shoot at each other every day.
We will relish that opportunity for new targets for our aggression.

Have you forgotten history? What happened to the last people that started
fucking around with us? Remember the little yellow bastards over in Japan?
We slapped them all over the Pacific and roasted about 2 million of them
in their own back yard. That's what we in America call a big ass
barbecue. Ever seen Texas on a map? Ever wonder why it's so big?
Because we wanted it that way. Mexico started jacking around with the Alamo
and now they cut our lawns. England? We sent them packing.

Ask your buddy Saddam about fucking with the good 'ole USA. The only
reason he got away the first time is because it's too hard to shoot
someone when you're doubled over laughing at them. Our soldiers aren't
trained to laugh and shoot at the same time.
Now he couldn't stop a pack of cub scouts from taking over his shitty
little country.

Trust us, Afghanistan will end up a giant kitty litter box. Go ahead and
try to hide, Bin Laden. There's not a hole deep enough or a mountain high
enough that's going to keep your camel riding asses safe. We will bomb
every inch of the country that harbors him, his camps and any place that
looks and even smells like he was there. Hell, we might even drop a few
bombs on people that have pissed us off in the past. This is America. We kick ass. This is what we do. Go ahead and laugh now, but the Tomahawks are coming and very soon we will smoke your sorry asses.
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