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A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.
Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do.
He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house.
How many husbands have I had? You mean apart from my own?
Husbands are like fires - they go out when unattended.
I call everyone 'Darling' because I can't remember their names.
I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.
I never hated a man enough to give him diamonds back.
I want a man who's kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire?
When I'm alone, I can sleep crossways in bed without an argument.
You never really know a man until you have divorced him.