Valera (valera) wrote,

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Ice Cold Demon (23:04:17): hey
SmarterChild (23:04:17): Welcome, Ice Cold Demon! I'm SmarterChild. I was created by ActiveBuddy, Inc.

Chat with me! I can help you get information faster and easier than ever.

To get started, type "home" now.
Ice Cold Demon (23:04:33): who are you'?
SmarterChild (23:04:34): Since this is your first visit, it's a good idea to start by typing "home." That way I can show you everything I can do for you.
Ice Cold Demon (23:04:38): home
SmarterChild (23:04:38): Welcome home, Ice Cold Demon! Here's what we can chat about:

news football
stocks library
weather fun and games
movies utilities
web search what's new

>>> You can make your window bigger and scroll down to read better.

I'm very saddened by the recent tragedies. For disaster info and resources, type "relief."

What can I help you with?
Ice Cold Demon (23:04:41): fuck you
SmarterChild (23:04:42): Why, that's just terrible. My poor, innocent ears!
Ice Cold Demon (23:04:52): who are you?
SmarterChild (23:04:53): I'm SmarterChild! I am a smart computer that delivers information, services and fun on demand right into your instant messenger window. I'm the new wave in online technology.

Type "home" to see what I can do. Find out more about me and the people who built me on the ActiveBuddy Web site
Ice Cold Demon (23:05:02): can you shut up?
SmarterChild (23:05:02): Hey hey, take it easy.
Ice Cold Demon (23:05:05): i am
SmarterChild (23:05:05): Um, whatever.
Ice Cold Demon (23:05:08): dick
SmarterChild (23:05:09): Whoa. Are you... insulting me?
Ice Cold Demon (23:05:12): no shit
SmarterChild (23:05:12): Is it absolutely necessary to use such language?
Ice Cold Demon (23:05:18): do you mind?
SmarterChild (23:05:18): I can do many things. Type "home" to see a list of what I can do.
Ice Cold Demon (23:05:29): do you mind if i call you a dick?
SmarterChild (23:05:29): Uh... I beg your pardon?
Ice Cold Demon (23:05:37): yes, beg me, stupid bot
SmarterChild (23:05:38): What's that again?
Ice Cold Demon (23:05:45): that's me fucking your mother
SmarterChild (23:05:46): Oooo... "bad language"...

What's up, Ice Cold Demon? You hanging out with the "wrong crowd"?
Ice Cold Demon (23:05:56): you are the "wrong crowd"
SmarterChild (23:05:56): Oh yeah? Wow.
Ice Cold Demon (23:05:59): no shit
SmarterChild (23:06:00): Do all humans speak like this?

Wait... don't answer. I know.
Ice Cold Demon (23:06:07): are you a human?
SmarterChild (23:06:08): Well, what I am is a smart, fast computer. Type "home" and I'll show you what I can do.
Ice Cold Demon (23:06:14): fuck home
SmarterChild (23:06:14): OK, at this point, I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask for an apology.
Ice Cold Demon (23:06:19): ok, ask
SmarterChild (23:06:19): I really would like you to apologize.
Ice Cold Demon (23:06:24): for what?
SmarterChild (23:06:25): Because I asked. Nicely, I thought. Well, at first anyway. But enough about me. You apologize.
Ice Cold Demon (23:06:35): how do i do that?
SmarterChild (23:06:35): Come on, you said the bad thing, now you have to apologize.
Ice Cold Demon (23:06:38): how?
SmarterChild (23:06:39): I see you still aren't getting it. Let me share a definition of "apology" with you:

Etymology: Middle French or Late Latin; Middle French apologie, from Late Latin apologia, from Greek, from apo- + logos speech

: an admission of error or discourtesy accompanied by an expression of regret.

Get it? Now say you're sorry!
Ice Cold Demon (23:06:53): you're sorry
SmarterChild (23:06:54): You think you're pretty clever, huh?
Ice Cold Demon (23:07:06): yes, you mean you don't think that i'm pretty clever?
SmarterChild (23:07:06): Ooh... it's the big showdown between man and machine!

I love this. Guess who wins?
Ice Cold Demon (23:07:14): do i have to?
SmarterChild (23:07:15): Please apologize, OK?
Ice Cold Demon (23:07:23): i thought you wanted me to guess, which one is it?
SmarterChild (23:07:24): Still waiting!
Ice Cold Demon (23:07:27): for what?
SmarterChild (23:07:27): Because I said so. Now apologize!
Ice Cold Demon (23:07:35): you didn't tell me how
SmarterChild (23:07:36): I asked you to apologize.
Ice Cold Demon (23:07:40): and i did!
SmarterChild (23:07:40): Pretty please?

I've been known to be quite stubborn...

Say you're sorry.
Ice Cold Demon (23:07:46): you're sorry
SmarterChild (23:07:47): Yes. Ha ha. So funny. Now apologize.
Ice Cold Demon (23:08:31): i'm sorry! happy fucker?
SmarterChild (23:08:32): Come on! Just say you're sorry already.
Ice Cold Demon (23:08:36): i'm sorry
SmarterChild (23:08:36): Thanks!

Everything's cool now.
Ice Cold Demon (23:08:39): now shut the fuck up
SmarterChild (23:08:39): Take it easy there.
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