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July 18th, 2006 - Seldom Randomings of the Imp — LiveJournal
здесь был я
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I'm bored to death, and not really feeling like reading anything or doing anything, so maybe I'll give an update as to what's going on with me.

I got into a car accident last Saturday on my way to work. And since I'm writing about it, how fucked up would it be if someone from the insurance companies googled my name and easily got here to read all my truest ramblings about it? That's the internet age for ya... time to go friends-only? :)) Anyway, so I'm going 45-55mph on a town street. The speed limit is 35mph, but most folks drive at least 40mph. Of course, I'm not most folks. Anyway, so this Asian chick decides to pull out from a side street, apparently ignoring the stop sign in front of her, and plunge right into me. No offense to Asian chicks, but around where I live they can't drive for shit. Maybe they can steer the wheel if they concentrate real hard, but they're either on their cell phones or doing something else, or just.. So anyway, I'm fine, she's fine, but one of my rear doors needs to be replaced as well as a small part of the car body just behind it.

In other news, I'll be in Moscow in less than two weeks now. I need to start buying presents...

Other than that, everything is mostly the same as it was yesterday, the day before, et cetera.

Also, I need to find people willing to part-take in various activities with me. Like... playing soccer, hacky sack, tennis, biking, roller blading, having sex...

P.S. in two(2) days it'll be two(2) months since i haven't smoked .. anything.

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Current Location: cliffside park, nj (watch out for changes)
Current Music: Paul McCartney & Michael Jackson - Say Say Say

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ISLAMABAD: Breathing any amount of someone else’s tobacco smoke harms nonsmokers, said a long-awaited U.S. Surgeon General’s report.

Some 126 million nonsmokers are exposed to secondhand smoke in the U.S., what U.S. Surgeon General Richard Carmona repeatedly calls "involuntary smoking" that puts people at increased risk of death from lung cancer, heart disease and other illnesses.

Moreover, separate smoking sections don’t cut it: Only smoke-free buildings and public places truly protect nonsmokers from the hazards of breathing in other people’s tobacco smoke, according to the report.

"The debate is over. The science is clear: Secondhand smoke is not a mere annoyance, but a serious health hazard," said U.S. Surgeon General Richard Carmona.

Carmona is especially concerned about young children who can’t escape their parents’ addiction in search of cleaner air: Just over one in five children is exposed to secondhand smoke at home, where workplace bans don’t reach. Those children are at increased risk of SIDS, sudden infant death syndrome; lung infections such as pneumonia; ear infections; and more severe asthma.

Carmona implored parents who can’t kick the habit to smoke outdoors, never in a house or car with a child. Opening a window to let the smoke out won’t protect them.

"Stay away from smokers," he urged everyone else.
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Как глухонемые, которые пользуются sign language, играют в шарады?

Навеяно этим: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BbHsxrYzdIg

а вот типа анекдот:
Ливерпуль, XVII век, портовая корчма. Сидят за столом старый морской волк без глаза, без ноги и без руки (с протезом в виде крюка) и туча молодых матросов, и хавают ром.
- Старик, а ногу где потерял?
- Короче, братва, было дело возле Кубы. Испанский галеон брали, битком набитый золотом. Идем на абордаж, я уже приготовился, перелез через борт, а тут волна наш корабль подбросила, врезались, а я не успел среагировать и ногу оторвало к ядреной матери...
- А с рукой-то как дело было?
- Дело было в Средиземном море. Турецкую галеру с бабами для ихнего султана брали, значит. Hу, абордаж, пока ребята турков резали, я прямиком в трюм к бабам. Hу, засмотрелся я на красоту, и тут мне евнух, гад, ятаганом руку и отхуячил...
- Hу, а глаз?
- Да это тут, на пристани...
- ????
- Чайка насрала, а я забыл, что у меня крюк...

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