Valera (valera) wrote,

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Quotes by Zsa Zsa Gabor.

Some of these are good, others are funny..
Enjoy, start a discussion :)

A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.

Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do.

He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house.

How many husbands have I had? You mean apart from my own?

Husbands are like fires - they go out when unattended.

I call everyone 'Darling' because I can't remember their names.

I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.

I never hated a man enough to give him diamonds back.

I want a man who's kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire?

When I'm alone, I can sleep crossways in bed without an argument.

You never really know a man until you have divorced him.
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