Valera (valera) wrote,
Valera
valera

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Chinglish.

Read it with a Chinese accent ;)

Ah Lek was asked to make a sentence using 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9 and
10. Not only did he do it 1 to 10, he did it again from 10 back to 1.
This is what he came up with...

1 day I go 2 climb up a 3 outside a house to peep. But the
couple saw me, so I panic and 4 down. The man rush out and wanted to 5 with
me. I run until I fall 6 and throw up. So I go into 7 eleven and grab
some 8 to throw at him. Then I took a 9 and try to stab him. 10 God he
run away.

So, I put the 9 back and pay for the 8 and left 7 eleven. Next day, I
call my boss and say I am 6. He said 5, tomorrow also no need to
come back 4 work. He also asks me to climb a 3 and jump down.

I don't understand, I so nice 2 him but I don't know what he 1.
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