__: im at walmart and this chick is buying a box of tampons and they are missing the upc and wont ring up
__: so the cashier tells his buddy to get a price check on tampax
__: the dude looks at him and says, "the kind u push in, or the kind you hammer in?"
__: turns out he misheard him
__: he thought he said thumbtacs
__: you should have seen the look on the chicks face
__: til the day i die
__: i will never forget it